A wealthy teenager name Charlie Bartlett (Anton Yelchin)has been kicked out of the last private school he would be allowed to attend. Forced to go to a public school Charlie has trouble fitting in and ends up becoming a pill pushing psychiatrist for all the kids in the school. The sudden influx of popularity ends up having many repercussions.

A group of wannabe criminals (Led by Jason Statham) attempt to rob a banks security deposit box vault. What they accidentally find, along with jewels and money is dirt on important people who would very much need to keep what is in their safety deposit box away from the eyes of others.

Jerry Ferro (Adam Carolla) turns 40 and on the same day loses his construction job. Jerry was once an upcoming amateur boxer but while practicing in the gym one day takes a fight with an upcoming boxer for some money. Jerry surprisingly knocks the other boxer to the mat and is offered to the chance to rekindle his boxing dreams.

A young reporter (Christian Slater) who conducts interviews with strange people ends up interviewing a man who happens to be a vampire (Brad Pitt). The movie follows the story of his relationship with the vampire who made him (Tom Cruise) and his life as vampire.

Jacob (Heath Ledger) and Wilhelm (Matt Damon) Grimm are con artists who travel to villages pretending to protect townsfolk from enchanted creatures. However, after successfully scamming a village they are arrested for their crimes. The brothers are given the choice to deal with the threat of real enchanted creatures or be executed.

Now living in Thailand, John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) makes his living by capturing snakes and transporting cargo/people with his small boat. One day a group of Christian missionaries approach Rambo to transport them into Burma. The village they are helping gets raided by guerrillas and a mercenary team is sent to save them. Luckily for the mercenaries Rambo tags along.