A few uber Star Wars fans travel to Skywalker Ranch to try and steal a copy of Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.

After an accident at a school two energy drink representatives (Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd) are forced to participate in a Big Brother program and spend 150 hours with two kids (Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bobb’e J. Thompson).

A stoner (Seth Rogen) who hands out citations sees a cop commit a murder. After the officer finds a roach that leads back to his dealer (James Franco) they both end up on the run.

After a government experiment turns Bruce Banner (Edward Norton) into a monster he flees to Brazil to hide from his former boss General Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross (William Hurt). Years later he is found. Banner returns home to find a cure and to re-unite with the love of his life Dr. Elizabeth ‘Betty’ Ross (Liv Tyler). To make matters worse a hot headed major (Tim Roth) with a lust for power undergoes enhancements of his own.

The evil SPECTRE organization hijacks a British plan that is armed with two atomic bombs. James Bond (Sean Connery) is sent to recover the stolen bombs before NATO is forced to pay a hefty ransom for them.

Slacker follows numerous people during their everyday lives as they talk about many different issues and philosophies.